Tiny cursed retail simulator.

Sell things to terrible customers.

You run a suspicious goblin shop. Customers ask for help, power, romance, revenge, or weird little conveniences. You choose what to sell them and live with the consequences.

How it works

  • Read what the customer wants
  • Pick one item to sell them
  • Watch your coin, reputation, and danger shift
  • Try not to get your shop destroyed by your own inventory choices
Coin10
Reputation5
Danger0

Waiting for the first customer...

A line is forming outside your weird little shop.

Status

Your shelves are stocked with terrible ideas.

Shop log